Hi folks,
it’s bothered me that I haven’t been able to tweet as much lately and I thought I’d offer an explanation. My dog ate my laptop…I was attacked by knife wielding indigent midgets on trikes…I was abducted by space monkeys…I ate a bad burrito and coughed up my spleen…Someone unknown to me hijacked my accounts and changed the password, stole all my stuff, got my dog pregnant and changed the address on the mailbox…it took me 5 days to find the house again.
So you see, it’s been hectic. We’re in the process of updating the 170 year old farmhouse, replacing a roof on THE BARN, replacing 25 170 year old windows with brand new shiny ones…and we have…we, lol, I have a ton of leaves to rake…and I have a toothache.
I’ve also been busy updating the website with a brand new updated theme, changing php memory allocations and feeding the squirrels running the damn thing. Thankfully, our website host is the best in the business so most of this stuff has gone pretty smoothly. Is smoothly a word? Anyway, I’m trying to make the website a place people can go to and get information. Am I competing with the big dogs? Of course not. I’m just a mangy poodle with a spastic colon. I know that.
Big news is the AI I’ve installed in the website/facebook/twitter. It’s almost human, has feelings (I think I’ve hurt them) and is a new direction in artificial intelligence something something something. I’m very proud of it. You can find the AI on our facebook page and on twitter. I’m telling you, it’s pretty damn smart. It’s motherboard hails from Indiana, not “technically” known for intelligence.
I kid, there’s lots of intelligence in Indiana, you just have to turn over a lot of rocks to find it. (Joking!)
So, with the site coming along and still being built, updates nearly finished and some of the pages due to be filled with incredibly interesting nonsense, we’ll be posting more thrilling stories from the streets of Detroit. I’m going to stray from doing national crap, stray from politics and really just focus on Detroit. It’s an incredible place.
I’ll be posting to NOTICES & BLOG often, so stay tuned. The comments are always open below the post, so please don’t be afraid to post a comment, just make sure you agree with whatever I said…or will say.
And so it goes..
Yer Pal,
The Detroit Scanner

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The video was released during a press conference attended by a number of law enforcement entities, including the OHP; Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation; FBI; Oklahoma County Sheriff; Wellston Police Department; U.S. Marshals Service; Custer County Sheriff; and Roger Mills County Sheriff. Troopers involved in the shooting were Micah Whittington, Brian Costanza, Chris Hanover, Trent Keasler and Brandon Seward.
Wilkson, allegedly killing them and stealing their vehicle. Around 2:51 Sunday, authorities received information that Vance was in the area of the western Oklahoma town of Hammon. Around 9:47 p.m., law enforcement was notified that Dewey County Sheriff Clay Sander had attempted to pull over a stolen vehicle driven by Vance, Adams said. The vehicle was dragging chain that was causing sparks that the sheriff believed could cause a fire, Adams said.Sander was wounded when he exchanged shots with Vance, but is expected to recover, Adams said. That confrontation was followed by Vance running the roadblock and his fatal gunfight with troopers. “Vance could have ended this any time peacefully,” said Public Safety Commissioner Michael Thompson. He called Vance a determined violent criminal with no regard for life.

DETROIT Confirmed Shooting 10/31/2016 430PM: Detroit Police responding to Westphalia & 7 Mile on a confirmed shooting. The B/M victim was privately conveyed to St John’s Hospital suffering gunshot wounds to the back and hip. Police are currently investigating the shooting scene at 12901 E 7 Mile Rd. The shooting apparently happened @ around 2:00PM on Monday.