Hi folks, 
it’s bothered me that I haven’t been able to tweet as much lately and I thought I’d offer an explanation. My dog ate my laptop…I was attacked by knife wielding indigent midgets on trikes…I was abducted by space monkeys…I ate a bad burrito and coughed up my spleen…Someone unknown to me hijacked my accounts and changed the password, stole all my stuff, got my dog pregnant and changed the address on the mailbox…it took me 5 days to find the house again.
So you see, it’s been hectic. We’re in the process of updating the 170 year old farmhouse, replacing a roof on THE BARN, replacing 25 170 year old windows with brand new shiny ones…and we have…we, lol, I have a ton of leaves to rake…and I have a toothache.
I’ve also been busy updating the website with a brand new updated theme, changing php memory allocations and feeding the squirrels running the damn thing. Thankfully, our website host is the best in the business so most of this stuff has gone pretty smoothly. Is smoothly a word? Anyway, I’m trying to make the website a place people can go to and get information. Am I competing with the big dogs? Of course not. I’m just a mangy poodle with a spastic colon. I know that.
Big news is the AI I’ve installed in the website/facebook/twitter. It’s almost human, has feelings (I think I’ve hurt them) and is a new direction in artificial intelligence something something something. I’m very proud of it. You can find the AI on our facebook page and on twitter. I’m telling you, it’s pretty damn smart. It’s motherboard hails from Indiana, not “technically” known for intelligence.
I kid, there’s lots of intelligence in Indiana, you just have to turn over a lot of rocks to find it. (Joking!)
So, with the site coming along and still being built, updates nearly finished and some of the pages due to be filled with incredibly interesting nonsense, we’ll be posting more thrilling stories from the streets of Detroit. I’m going to stray from doing national crap, stray from politics and really just focus on Detroit. It’s an incredible place.
I’ll be posting to NOTICES & BLOG often, so stay tuned. The comments are always open below the post, so please don’t be afraid to post a comment, just make sure you agree with whatever I said…or will say.
And so it goes..
Yer Pal,
The Detroit Scanner