Woman Threatens Man With A Candlestick

Ladies & Gentleman, A First For This Page

Felony Assault: Detroit’s 10th Precinct received reports of a woman threatening to kill a man with a candlestick after he refused to leave her home in the area of W Buena Vista & Petoskey. That of course is a felony assault, but I’ve been doing this for a very, very long time and let’s be honest, there’s a lot of rinse & repeat on this site. This is the first time a candlestick has been used to threaten another. Thank you Ms Candlestick Wielder, the last time I was this excited was when a crock pot was mentioned as a weapon. I so wish you were a butler, seriously.

Again, thank you. Hugs & Butterfly Kisses