Dispatch Audio: When Muppets Go Full F**king Muppet

DPD’s 9th, 3rd, 7th And DPD’s Air 1 Pursuit Through East Side

Detroit’s East Side 6:36PM October 26 2021: DPD’s 9th Precinct scouts observed a gray Dodge Charger *ram a red Jeep* with children inside, described as infants on dispatch audio. The officers activated their lights and sirens but; surprisingly, the Muppets in the gray Dodge Charger fled the scene. Officers from the 9th, 7th, 3rd, 4th and DPD’s helicopter Air 1 all were at one time or another involved in someway with the pursuit and detention. It was quickly ordered; due to the vehicles high rate of speed and safety issues, Air 1 would take over the pursuit and notify ground units of the Charger’s location and Muppeteering.

Eventually, a Scout (Police Officer) chased down at least 1 dipshit at 20th & Michigan, taking what dispatch audio described as the driver or “head fucking Muppet” into custody. It’s unclear if more than 1 Muppet was detained.

DEMS Medic 20 was dispatched to the accident scene involving the red Jeep and children. Dispatch audio stated DEMS Medic 20 cleared the children on the scene. Below is dispatch audio from the moment the Muppet Powered Dodge Charger struck the red Jeep and ends in the detention.

Well done Detroit Police, well fucking done!

Detroit Police Dispatch Audio