RUN! It’s the Po-Po!
Detroit’s West Side: Two toddlers lead Detroit Police Officer’s from the 12th Precinct on a foot pursuit in Detroit’s west side early this morning.
At 1:38am Friday morning, a 911 caller reported two children, ages 4 and 5, loitering around the Exxon Gas Station at Appoline & W 8 Mile.
Two little girls (4 and 5 years old) were seen outside a gas station at West 8 Mile and Avalon chilling… Scouts now have them spotted near Saint Martin and Meijer. A foot chase has now ensued.
— Motor City 911 (@DetroitScanner) December 28, 2018
Toddlers Appeared Unarmed But Suspicious
DPD units from the 12th Precinct made the scene shortly after being dispatched and caught up with ‘Thelma & Louise Lite’ at St Martins & Meyers.
Officers attempted to make contact with the toddlers but, like toddlers everywhere, they beat-feet northbound on Meyers towards the World in Action Christian Center.
Louise, distracted by something shiny, stopped and was taken into custody.
Thelma, tired and cranky, gave up shortly afterwards.
Interviewed later, Thelma said “If Louise hadn’t mistaken a piece of aluminum foil for a tiara, we would’ve made it.”
Child Protective Services were apparently notified.
12th Precinct Dispatch Audio
As usual, information presented is gathered from dispatch audio. Facts surrounding the incident may change with further investigation and probably will. Some of the above is pure fiction, but that doesn’t stop some from believing it, it’s the Internet after-all.