Man Opens Fire With AK47 In Independence Missouri

Douche Sprays Parking Lot with Lead In Missouri

Independence Missouri Police Department is conducting a shooting investigation after a douchenozzle opened fire with an assault rifle in the parking lot of a local convenience store.

Independence PD responded to the Quik Trip at 10:32 PM on 4/20/2017.

Upon arrival, IPD found one victim compromised due to a leaking hole in his body.

“He had a hole in him and was feeling poorly, it was icky and gross” – Police

The above video footage shows the dirtbag shooter spraying the parking lot with rounds from what appears to be an AK47.

The video also features photos of not only the shooter, but the shooter’s boo boo, both lacking in the wardrobe department and sporting pretty bad hair.

IPD is asking for anyone who witnessed this incident to come forward and spill the beans on what they saw.

They’d really like to speak with the witness in soiled pants that’s sitting in the wet spot of the white Ford F-150.

This case is still under investigation. Anyone with information on the identity of the suspects or this incident is asked to call the TIPS Hotline (816) 474-TIPS or Independence tips at (816) 325-7777 or email leads@indepmo.org