What The What? Are You Effin’ Serious?

Thaaaat’s right, you can now get notification every time I decide to toss forth some digitized font-vomit. Get up to the minute updates to all the crap I deem noteworthy. If you have an interest in stuff that’s happening in Detroit, SE Michigan and beyond, sign up with your email on the right of this page —>.

Through the power of binary code, it’s now possible to notify you through email of everything that crosses my sticky-ass keyboard. I know, I know…you’re thinking “How is this possible?”.

Has the @DetroitScanner and his incredible website MotorCity911.com actually moved on into the 21st century by adopting what the Internet has for the last 20 years?

That’s right cupcake, I’m a flipping Binary Cowboy now.

By signing up to receive updates through email, the possibilities are bloody endless. You could find yourself enjoying the sun-lit beaches of some secluded island, courtesy of MotorCity911.com (Highly F**king Unlikely) or have a chance to win some cool MC911 gear (Likely).

So take that porn scrolling pointer of yours, put your email into the little box, click subscribe and open up a whole new world.

Ok, fine, it’s unlikely a whole new world will open up by subscribing to this website, but you’ll feel better, look better, be cooler, be someone…probably.

Oh, no SPAM. I hate f**king SPAM. The only crap you’ll receive from this website comes from this website in the form of a post, that’s it.

Yer Pal In Binary

The Detroit Scanner

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